Friday, July 7, 2017

Kiawah should be a real housewives show

Summer is here, but 6 would like to take a little stroll back in history to the PVV. This year on the PVV we had the privilege to spend an evening at the Atlantic room or the Ryder Cup Bar whatever the place is called. It is one of those places where the reality of the world hits you square in the face, just like watching a marathon of the real housewife’s of OC or New York…etc.

Let’s us start from the beginning. We are all sitting around on Wednesday night over a fresh bottle of Rex and a nice stogie, when the subject of dinner on Thursday night came up it was suggested by 4 and 4A that we spend the evening at the Atlantic Room, since 6 had no idea what was being asked he agreed, but 7 and 8 had a few recommendations, while others would call them demands. The first one was that 4 and 4A needed to go up there and see how many people were there and get our names on the reservation list. The second was if we had to wait more than 30 minutes they were not going. It was now time, 6,7,8 were sitting there with a fresh bottle of Rex, and the phone rang, 4 told us that we will have a table in 20 minutes, so the three of us jumped in the old family truckster and headed to the far end of the island. We pulled into the parking lot, and it was packed, we actually had to wait for someone to leave to find a place to park. As one might expect, there were the pretentious people standing at the door, all dressed in their finest, not paying any attention to what was going on around them, it was as if they were the only people on the earth. DO you think that they would even move away from the door so people could get in or out, well the answer to that is simple, no, for they did not even know that 6 was there. So 6 in his most polite manner, just said to himself, what the heck they are not moving, so 6 will just have to act like they were not there just like they were action like he was not there. 6 walked thru the middle of their conversation opened the door and walked in, at that point if looks could kill 6 would have been laying on the threshold of the club at the ocean course. 6 found 4,4A,7,and 8 at the bar, and just at that time our table became ready, talk about timing (good job 4 and 4A). At this time the fund began! Mind you this place was packed, they sat us outside on the deck just as requested and there was an empty table right next to us, within minutes two housewife’s sat their butts down at the table, and did not care that there were 500 people waiting in line to get that table, but just as a housewife would do, they did not care, then the hostess brought 4 people to sit at that table, and had the unenvious job of telling the housewife’s that they had to move, and yes they were offend one of them actually had the never to make a comment as they were walking away. Only at the far end of the island! Well 6 could go on but 6 thinks you get the picture. The only other thing that he would like to say is, he has never seen so many people who were supposedly rich, dress to the 9’s with such cheap apparel.   It really looked as if they must have gone to a K-mart store that was in the process of closing down to purchase their clothes. They did look nice, but one could tell that they were lacking in quality, in both what they had on their back as well as the person who had them on their backs. BTW one last footnote, do the young ones among us (61,62,63,71,21A) remember the day Lewis came down for dinner in dress shoes and a shirt, and all of you were just embarrassed to be seen with him? Well it looks like Lewis is a trend setter, that is the style of the unRich and un Famous! They all had dress shoes on with their short-pants!

words of wisdom: Please be who you are, if you want to be a want to be, you will always be a want to be.







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