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RC

You know it has been a while since I have blogged about our new show “reality Check” (RC), so here we go! One night after a great dinner and bottle (S) of Rex several of us, decide to step out of our comfort zone to get a little taste of how the other half lives. We chose a DD and loaded up in the Chrysler 300. Off we went to the other side of the tracks Oh I mean island. I was in rare form, showered, shaved, with every last hair on my head in place, all decked out in Belk’s best casual ware. It was a good thing that GQ was not on the island or I would have gotten the September cover! As were cruised down the strip passed all of them million dollar mansions with the cement ponds, I could not help but to pray that someday I would reach the pinnacle (not the golf ball) of greatness that would allow me to own a Deluxe summer cottage on the upper east side. Movin-on-up to the east side! We finally reached the ocean course, bar and grill. No comments on the name of the joint Today show...

It is not Christmas, untill the Turkey is gone!

As we approach the Christmas buying season, I know that you are all racking you brains to figure out what to buy me! Not to worry I will tell you! I want THINGS! All kinds of THINGS, Big THINGS, Little THINGS, red THINGS blue THINGS… I don’t really need anything, but give it some time, and I sure can convince myself that I need all kinds of THINGS! No,   this is not going to be a Christmas story. You all know that we cannot start anything to do with the Christmas season, until the last dish is put in the dishwasher on Thanksgiving night! When.. well you know what happens… Does anyone remember Thursday Aug 15 th ? Well of course you do not; it would take a mind far more capable, than anyone that I might be associated with. Wait a gosh darn minute, I am that person! For a little background it started off as a cool overcast day, the beach walk was short but sweet, as was the bike ride. It then started to rain, at this point all the crying and complaining started. By about n...