Uncle Gator's Kiawah Adventures

As I waited for the Friday afternoon rain to stop, I began the depressing task of packing for the long trip home after one more intellectually inspiring vacation to Kiawah. I gave our beach chairs the   place of honor (just like Aunt Edna) by tying them down on top of the good old 4 wheeled drive sleigh, and saying to myself “Self, We might be able to use our chairs for one more year”. After arriving at the good old homestead, enduring twelve intense hours of driving, what choice do I have other than to begin the meticulous process of chair preservation? I started by giving each chair a cleansing shower which washed away the beach residue while leaving all of their fond memories. I put special oil on all of their joints so that they would not creek and moan, as my joints do, and carefully placed them in a climate controlled spot in their home (the good old shed). This would ensure they would rest comfortably for the following year before coming out of their slumber to once a...

Since Ashleigh is dragging her feet putting out the food schedule (I think she's on version 4) mr. Bill graciously offered to create a schedule for us. Ashleigh was originally on board with this issue, but after bill bill had a few glasses of Rex he took matters into his own hands and pulled our names out of a glass bowl. So, without further ado.....the (unofficial) cooking schedule.....which may become "official" if Ashleigh gets to version 25 without being satisfied ... Saturday : Karen Sunday : Byron and Natalie Monday: Adam and Jason Tuesday: Ashleigh and Lauren Wednesday: Sara and Warren Thursday: free for all Friday: Alex and Andrew I might say this is a real nice list here folks. Lots of interesting dishes and interesting pairings. I'm excited to see the meals that we will be having in kiawah! Don't forget to check  for your morning text reminders. I know you all love this schedule. If I could get my turkey down there Sara and I would be makin...

As time moves forward, never forget the things that are truly important. Popularity fades as does the sun each night, while kindness and generosity last forever. One day a long time ago in a far off place, a couple of people started out on a long trek on three gator bicycles. The morning was not perfect, thus the reason for the bike ride instead of opting for the beach! As far as you could see were dark clouds, as the wind was howling at a constant 40mph. All-in-all the bike ride was a much better choice than sitting on a couch watching re-runs of Opera , while munching on   bonbons. I had already completed the road course, and saw my share celebrities (Paula and Reese) leading to my reluctance of the ride, so to entice me,   a new course was suggested. The new alternative, lead us down the beach several miles and abruptly ends at the Ocean course.   The first couple of miles were uneventful, I see this every morning as you-all will (see Itinerary). With each ped...

You often hear debates about “Nature Vs Nurture”. After long and insightful deliberation I have come to a definitive conclusion. I have completed a case study based on our family and the results demonstrate that NATURE is the answer. To summarize years of intensive research, just take a look at (Our) mom and dad. (Grandpa or grandma to some). Their personality traits were on opposite sides of the spectrum, while at the same time complemented each other, which resulted in balance and harmony, which has been passed down to us. (look at me ) Just like nature for example take a hurricane, high winds, torrential rains, flooding, physical and emotional destruction as trees start to fall, anything that is not tied down flying thru the air, while all you can do is hope that you can survive. Next comes the eye of the storm, you have sunshine, calm winds, and a general feeling of peace, but you know that the worst is yet to come. Finally it passes, and you can look all around you at the des...

Have you ever drawn a parallel between nature and personal feelings? Look at the beauty of Kiawah. For how could you miss the anticipation of the first time you see the ocean, and being pummeled by the first wave?    Or taking that left turn from route 17 to Bohicket Rd. (State RD S-10-20 or Main Rd) and starting that gradual incline over the bridge while viewing the expansive Ashleigh (Ashley) river, marshes, and tributaries. Followed by the tunnel of trees and being mesmerized by the continuous flashes of sun and shade in your eyes and finally pass the big red tractor at farmers market, enter the round-about and you have arrived.   Pay attention to the small things, every day take the time to appreciate the many natural and personal gifts that have been bestowed on us. For example: On Saturday as you are taking your first trip to the beach close your eyes, empty your mind (this should be easy) take a deep breath and notice how quiet...