Uncle Gator's Kiawah Adventures

As my readers might already realize 6 has some strange fascination, with older people on the beach. PVV did not disappoint! 6 can honestly say that age is relative, as one gets older the definition of “Geezers” changes with each passing day. Here I am going to step back to reality and assume that actually 6 fits in that category now. You might ask why, and the reality of age hit 6 like a ton of bricks one day as 4,6,7 and 8, were having a deep conversation on the beach. As a side note 1 you might like this part because it has to do with the history of the 0 family.   The conversation started, when the four of us were observing the behavior of the thousands of mature adults, isn’t that is a PC (Politically Correct) way refer to geezers, such a hard word. What we noticed is that they were rude, pushy, arrogant, in other words they walked around like they owned the place, actually they probably do.  As a strange twist of fate, we started to ask questions about 0 mother, fath...

We are now one week further from PVV and one week closer to FVV, just as with each individual’s perspective, there good and bad in everything. The bad thing is PVV is over and now in the history books, but the good thing is we are rapidly approaching, writing a new chapter in the annuals of the 0-family vacation!  History is really a funny thing, on one hand it is documented thru the lens of the person writing the words. BTW 7 had a real disaster on the PVV, as we all know, 7 has a very difficult time with sun glasses. Falls into a pit in the ocean, loses them, crosses Lake Bundy sea gull pecks 7 on the back of his head finds a new pair. Who know!  This year 7 went up for his afternoon lunch with his sun glasses, took them off, et (ate) some lunch, found sun glasses broken on the table? Who knows? The next morning 4 found a new pair?  7 still had to go without because 6 stole them! You snooze you looooose! On the other hand, (back to history), it is interpreted ...

Sure, kind of feels as if the COVID crisis, has past and we are returning to normal. Not the new normal, that too has past just like 6 predicted. 6 still have not figured out what that New Normal was supposed to be, nor honestly does 6 care. Just pray that soon this will all be behind us and COVID will just be a memory.  Guess what…. We actually had the pre-vacation vacation (PVV) this year!!!! I normally start at the beginning, but this time I am going to start at the end. A brief story about Friday!  6 knows 6 said Friday, but actually the Friday story starts on Thursday. Only people with superior inelegance (SI), and we all know who has that, so no need for 6 to explain that point any further. Well it seems that every Thursday morning, the grounds keepers fire up the lawn mowers, leaf blowers, hedge clippers and announce the end of the week. After all the grounds are an absolute mess, from the group of renters that destroy the ambiance of paradise, over the past 6 days! 6 c...