By now if you are not getting excited about vacation then 6
Just doesn’t know what to say. For if one follows the timeline for our all-time
favorite flick, this is about this Saturday will be the day the Griswold’s go
out to cut down the family Christmas tree! So get on the stick! Yes I do know
for a fact that 5 was the all-time master of finding the perfect tree each
year, for whit-out his expertise, we would have had some mighty dismal
Christmas’s.
As 6 sits here looking out over paradise, (6 thinks that he
is going to sue KICA, because they must be reading 6’s blog…. 6 coined the
phrase “Paradise” not some rich rube from KICA) one would have to be blind note
to notice a line of blue umbrellas and right in front of them a row of tents,
and on each side yards of empty beach….6 just doesn’t get it! Hey, if anyone is looking for any last minute vacation
gift ideas for me, 6 has one. 6 would like a big roll of that yellow do not
enter tape. 6 would like someone to go out each morning and tape off our area
down there by Eugenia lane with all the other want to be rich people. 6 want to
be able to not have to see all of those cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four
flushing, low life, snake licking, sand eating, overstuffed, ignorant, blood
sucking dog kissing brainless, dickless, hopeless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff
legged, spotty-lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit , they are! Hallelujah,
Holy crap, where is the Tylenol? The
other thing one notice are all the people out in the drink! Today 6 would like
to expand on the dangers that lurk below the sea in paradise. Over the years we
have seen Jellyfish, they love to sting 7 and 21A, but then again, 71 got stung
for when it really counted. Or the year that the lady got stung by the
stingray! Or the year the guy caught the shark while people were swimming? Or
the first annual whiskey/stogie night on the beach, where we spent all night
keeping the skeeders from biting us? Or 62 leaning up against a tree resting
from a long bike ride with a 5 foot snake 2 feet above her head? Or 63 riding
along the bike path looking for gators in the pond and there was one sitting
inches away from her? Or 4 taking a bike ride and running over a poor old snake
that was just trying to cross the bike path? Or the little boy walking over to
pet the deer who was busy eating and had no other place to go, but over top of
the boy? Or 6,8 and 21 teeing off on the 10th hole with a 10 foot
gator sunning itself on the tee box? Need 6 go on?..
Well 6 is here to tell you with age comes wisdom. We all
know the dangers that lie below the depths of paradise. If one uses a little
wisdom, one needs not to worry. For example, don’t lean against a tree, or don’t
chase the deer, or shuffle your feet on the ocean floor when entering or
exiting the water, or don’t tee off on the same tee box as the gator is laying,
or don’t go in the water when every 5 feet you see a jellyfish. Those are just
common sense things, but as one ages and gains wisdom, and is able to use his
superior intelligence one looks at nature and make a determination as to what
one should do. For example this year on PVV, we were all sitting on the beach
watching 40 or 50 of the pelican’s dive bombing the fish not 30 yards off of
the shore line. It was about time to go out and do some swimming, but after
careful consideration, 6 deemed that it was probably not safe to go in the
water that day. After all the birds we having a feeding frenzy on the fish, so
what do bigger fish eat, well they eat fish, and what do sharks eat?? Well they
eat fish, so we all decide that it was probably not the prudent thing to do to
go out there and swim with the fish’s…
Words of wisdom: One needs to be cautious in life, but
caution should not drive ones life.
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