Uncle Gator's Kiawah Adventures

It seems like every day, 6 take a few precious moments, to observe the activities via the beach cam. It reminds me of the Griswold’s house at the end of the movie when Uncle Lewis drops his stogie into the drain, or when the Griswold’s arrive at Wally World and find the parking lot empty. What a joy that would be to have the beach to ourselves. Just think.. Rex at 9:00, hundreds of yards to play botchy ball, no tent people, etc.   No people, just our family, the birds, sun water and jelly fish. Can you think of anything better!! 6 don’t have a political bone in his body, nor does he care about all the up evil happening everyday all around us. Think about it, life is really about Mayberry, Bugtusselle, Pixly and Crabwell Corner and not Washington DC, Iran, Iraq and Syria. Getting you picture taken was all about dressing in your Sunday best, having your picture taken, printed framed and put on the fire place, not taking a selfie , and posting it on face book.   Communic...

Once again, there we certain individuals, who took the mandatory fun, established ground rules, all of which were decreed by the IG and acted as if they were non-existent.   That be it as it may, 6, 6A and 62, did muster in the driveway for the morning bike ride, while 4,7,8,32 sat on their butts watching good morning America, 61 was getting her free coffee, OA reading a book, 71 sleeping and 63 wondering where everyone was. In other words all but 6,6A and 62 were wasting precious time earned   by working   the previous 365 day, by being nothing better than slugs. The ride was absolutely wonderful, the air was crisp, sun was bright and the path was sooth. When we go for a bike ride, it seems that the big attraction is to look at all of the houses, the conversation turn to how nice the doors, steps, windows, drive ways and the facades on the house, but never once do we notice the wonders that nature has to offer. The path goes thru several different eco systems, you...

Has anyone ever heard the saying that “Life’s a Beach”?   6 uses that term frequently and at times have even changed the word Beach, to another word. Since we are heading into the fall TV shows, they always give you a small hint of what is to come, well if it is good enough for the TV executives, well 6 guesses that he should provide you with some highlights of what is to come on future blogs. The beach is nothing more than a microcosm of life. Sit back and take a journey thru your life, as you sit your lazy behind on the beach chairs of life. Early each in the morning the sand on the beach is totally undisturbed, soft smooth and cool, as the sun raises, beckons an awareness of the challenges the receding tide creates.   These challenges may be as innocent as a child’s shovel, or as natural as the sharp remains of ocean debris or as squishy as a jelly fish, to the empty remains of the careless beach goers’ attempting to escape the realities of their lives by leaving use...

6 needs to register a formal apology, a few weeks ago I started my blog by listing many things that are happening around the world which indicate that vacation is approaching. Well 6 missed two of the most important events, 32’s favorite summer time event; “the annual national lawn tractor race”   and second, the annual sailboat races, which is 7’s favorite event! 6 is slipping, it is an age thing! BTW we have a new event that most people would love the Beer-BBQ! Ground rules have were presented with unanimous bi-lateral acceptance, thus opening the venue to our anticipated “daily schedule of mandatory fun”. Saturday: Whenever you arrive until 3:00.. Breath the fresh air, enjoy your freedom of choice for that is about to change! 3:00 to 4:15 seating assignments at the beach. Name tags, and placement of the chairs will be provided.   (Note please bring a bar of soap, shampoo etc.. there is no time to get a shower prior to going to church) 4:15 to 4:40 get dress...

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. Need 6 say any more! Well of course 6 will… 6’s attempt to ensure the liberties and freedom’s fell flat on its face last year. Using 6’s superior intelligence, what better way to ensure freedom, equity and justice, than to copy the constitution of this here United States of America!   If we have individuals who mock the basic premise of our fun family vacation, they will be mocking the basic fabric that establishes the freedoms that is entrusted to us each day as citizens of this great country. (note: I have only provided specific Sections and Articles plus amendments that pertain to our time in Kiawah, if you would like to see the document in full plea...