Time for groundrules

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Need 6 say any more! Well of course 6 will… 6’s attempt to ensure the liberties and freedom’s fell flat on its face last year. Using 6’s superior intelligence, what better way to ensure freedom, equity and justice, than to copy the constitution of this here United States of America!  If we have individuals who mock the basic premise of our fun family vacation, they will be mocking the basic fabric that establishes the freedoms that is entrusted to us each day as citizens of this great country. (note: I have only provided specific Sections and Articles plus amendments that pertain to our time in Kiawah, if you would like to see the document in full please feel free to look it up in the encyclopedia)

The Constitution of the Kiawah Clan:

We the People of the Kiawah Clan, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Kiawah Vacation.
Article I.
Section 1.
All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Gator watcher of the Kiawah Clan, which shall consist of an intellectual giant, and no one else.
Section 2.
The Gator watcher shall be composed of Member chosen every second Year by the Intellectual Giant (IG) of the Kiawah Clan.
No Person shall be the intellectual Giant who shall not have attained to the Age fifty two years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the Kiawah Clan, and who shall, when elected, be an Inhabitant a southern state, and male.
Section 3.
The leadership and powers granted to the Gator watcher, per the election process, give the balance and representation to the intellectual giant (IG).
Amendments to the Kiawah Clan Constitution, herein referred to as ground rules (GR)
GR 1…
Prohibits the making of any comments respecting an establishment of mandatory fun, directives, taxation, and respect of the intellectual giant. (7 this means you)
GR 2..
Prohibits the manufacturing or sale of alcohol within the Kiawah grounds.   Beer, wine and spirits must be made or purchased off of the island. Only approved types may be consumed in each domicile and beach areas. Approval and deviations must be granted by the IG (form HMRPBR#1)
GR 3.
Prohibits excess sleep during daylight hours.  Wake-up 6:00AM, lights out 10:00 pm. For a waiver use (Form LB77162)
GR 4.
Prohibits flexibility in feeding and drinking times. (no wavers or deviations accepted)
Feeding times: Breakfast 8-9AM, Lunch 12-1 PM, snack 5-6PM, dinner 7PM
Drinking times: HMR 5-6PM, others including HMR 12-12
GR 5.
Prohibits flexibility in scheduled mandatory activities, to include beach time. (no wavers or deviations accepted)
GR 6.
Prohibits descent, discussion, questioning, of the directives, opinions, and thus wisdom of the IG. (no wavers or deviations accepted)
GR 7.
Prohibits the use of unapproved electronic devices during scheduled mandatory activities.  A waver can be granted after completing (Form SOL6A6162637132).
GR 8.
Provides that a dress codes will be strictly enforced. In order to gain entrance to the beach on the day of the Clan picture, on must have a pink bathing suit, the “official” shirt, and last but not least John Lennon sunglasses.
GR 9.
Prohibits watching any form of TV that is not on the approved IG list. For example: Andy Griffin, Beverly Hillbillies, approved….. Hota Gabob, Kathy Lee, Love it or list it, GD not approved. Waver form (GAL6A4627).
GR 10.
Prohibits taxation with representation. Our freedom is the most important! Since we are a green Clan, (Section IV article 1) there will be a 10% resource usage tax levied, on the use of all renewable items on vacation. To include: showers, terlot flushes, dishes used, glasses used, water / pop/beer/gin bottles & cans, bags paper or plastic, electricity, etc.   Per the constitution, the IG also has the power of the treasury (Section III article 5). Therefore you can pay for individual usage (Terlet flush= fiddy cent per flush) or you can pay a flat fee of $10 per day, payable COB. Funds to be used at the discretion of the IG (Section III article 6).

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, the IG has been instituted among men, deriving his just powers over the  governed. That whenever any member of the Kiawah Clan becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the IG to alter or to abolish it or them , and to institute new amendments, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effectively improve  the IG’s happiness.
Words of wisdom: Do not allow the ordinary to become moral rights, and moral rights become the values of a lost society.