The schedule is ready

6 needs to register a formal apology, a few weeks ago I started my blog by listing many things that are happening around the world which indicate that vacation is approaching. Well 6 missed two of the most important events, 32’s favorite summer time event; “the annual national lawn tractor race”  and second, the annual sailboat races, which is 7’s favorite event! 6 is slipping, it is an age thing! BTW we have a new event that most people would love the Beer-BBQ!

Ground rules have were presented with unanimous bi-lateral acceptance, thus opening the venue to our anticipated “daily schedule of mandatory fun”.

Saturday:

Whenever you arrive until 3:00.. Breath the fresh air, enjoy your freedom of choice for that is about to change!

3:00 to 4:15 seating assignments at the beach. Name tags, and placement of the chairs will be provided.  (Note please bring a bar of soap, shampoo etc.. there is no time to get a shower prior to going to church)

4:15 to 4:40 get dressed for church, Men, Light blue suits, White shirts, Navy blue tie, black socks, and white shoes. Woman.. Light Blue dress, white shoes, Navy blue hats (after all remember you are in the south now). You must be in the driveway at 4:40 to load up the vehicles.

4:40 to 6:15 Attend Mass. The expectation is that you participate in all prayers and most of all sing each hymn, 6 don’t care if you don’t know dam words!

6:15 to 8:43 Formal dinner at Condo #2 (6,7,8’s condo). Be civil, no throwing food for it might stain your suit and or Dress

8:43 to 9:30… walk on beach, it will be permissible to loosen your tie (do not remove) as well as to take off your shoes, but you must carry them on the walk, (If you leave them at the end of the boardwalk, you run the risk of someone taking them. This move was pulled off successfully by 6A last year)  woman’s heads must be covered, if by some chance the ocean breeze sets your hat a flighin, do not chase after it, the correct expectation is that one of the gentlemen will retrieve it for you.

9:30 to 10:00 night cap (Mint julep on the veranda)

Lights out at 10:05

Sunday:

6:08 AM gather in the parking lot for the DAILY morning walk. Light colored shorts, collared shirts ( un-tucked), Flip flops. 6 understand that it might be a tad bit early for some, so you may bring a cup of coffee. Coffee is only allowed on the first day.

6:10 AM to 7:00 Morning beach walk. It will start at the official condo entrance to the beach and proceed east (Towards the sun)  when we pass the Sanctuary, we will continue 1 mile, then turn west and make a stop at the Sanctuary to get a free cup of coffee and then join the yoga group.

7:00 to 8:00 Morning beach Yoga on the beach

8:00 to 9:30 Bike ride

9:30 10:30 Group B shower time group A eats breakfast while Group C stakes our claim on the beach.

10:30 to 1:00 Beach time!!!! Sunday and Wednesday are PINK days… Pink suits, Official Kiawah shirt, Flip Flops, Shades and hat. I guess that you can wear any hat, 63 fell down on the job!

Group A in their assigned chairs, reading, sleeping, people watching, talking, taking in the rays in other words doing whatever they want to do, as long as they are in their assigned chairs.

Group B: playing botchy ball, Frisbee, catching football, etc. your assigned area will be from the chairs north to the water line.

Group C:  swimming in the ocean. Your area will be from the water line north until the water is over your head.

 Using the official beach watch, every half hour we will rotate. For example Group A (chair people) will move to the open space occupied by group B, and Group B will move to the ocean, and group C will move to the chairs. The movement and timing thereof, have to be with military accuracy. We DON NOT want any intruders, in our area!

               

1:00 to 3:00 Scheduled activities (each day will be something different Sunday is bird watching).

Note: One person from each group will have to remain at their posts on the beach to ensure the intruders stay away. This will be rotated each day, so that they will not miss the scheduled activities

3:00 to 5:00 Beach time.. Same as the 10:30 to 1:00 configuration. (Note your are excused at 4:00 if it is you assigned day to make dinner)

5:00 to 6:00 Rex on the beach.

                Group A:  wine (Rex only)

                Group B: fruit (Freshly picked organic from the local farms)

Group C: Cheese and crackers. (fine aged cheeses, nothing that just came out of the Kraft factory and shipped to your local Piggly Wiggly)

               

6:00 to 7:00 shower time for group A/B/C depending on the day. While group A are getting cleaned up, groups, B and C in Condo watching “Green Acers”

7:00 to 8:30 Family dinner

8:30 to 9:15 Night time Yoga on the beach

9:15 to 9:45 nightly walk on beach

9:45 10:00 Night cap

10:00 Lights out

Each day after that will follow the same pattern.

Words of wisdom:  one is not here to be served, but to serve; your individual path cannot be followed without the word, to provide you direction.