If you remember from last week in the Kiawah news there were
two articles that I did not go into any detail on I was just saving them for
this week…
It all started out on Monday afternoon, 6 did not perform his
usual stellar job protecting the real estate around us, thus allowing four or
five teenage girls (71 believed them to be a little older she noticed them vabeing
, she concluded that at least they were 18, minors do not drink either ) spread
their towels, ran like the wind, past lake Bundy and went off in to the wild
blue ocean. (BTW 6 will not mention the shark attacks in NC). It was about this
time that 4 decided she needed an ice tea refill, so back to the condo she
headed. Note to self..Countless, innumerous,
multitudinous trips were made all because 7 would not pack a
cooler. Let’s see…7 flew southwest free
baggage? Or was it he had no room? None of the above, for he had ample space to
return home with a nice orange towel, that the girls left on the beach. As 4
made the turn on the boardwalk she was confronted with a family walking towards
the beach. She stopped in her tracks, could it be the first sighting of a
celebrity family, was there was no room to pass, or is she just a polite
person? It was all three! Bud was the
first person to pass, he was tote’n 4
chairs and two umbrellas, next came Al, he had
the cooler, that could be why 7 refused to bring one, for this was no
ordinary cooler, it was massive, it would have fit the shark the 52 caught a
few years earler. Following Al was Kelly who had a towel. There was a break in
the action for off in the vast distance 4 spotted Peg, she was balancing
several bags and she was covered with inner tubes.. Picture this the Michelin
man, not in white, but in colors: Purple haze, all in my brain, Lately things
they don't seem the same, Actin' funny,
but I don't know why, Excuse me while I kiss the sky… purple, green, blue Peg was covered in tubes from her neck to her
tiny colored toes! Her little arms were sticking out as she held
on for dear life to several beach bags, and one mystery bag. By this time 4 was
either feeling sorry for Peg, or she was tired of waiting, because she walked
up the boardwalk and took the beach bags out of her hands (Peg would not let
her have the mystery bag ) and carried them to the beach. It was at this point
when Peg dropped her inner tubes, and exposed….. Having the moral fiber 6 has….
well you are going to have to ask 7 to tell you what was under the purple
haze.. and thanked 4 for her help and
dubbed 4 her girlfriend, the relationship just grew as the week
progressed. The Bundy’s promptly began setting up camp, right in front of us,
at the top of the mound of Lake Bundy. The umbrella went up first, actually
that was not much of a hindrance, for they only placed it 3 feet off the
ground, for its only use was to cover the cooler. The chairs were then lined up
in perfect symmetry, to the four empty towels, only at this time were they
prepared, seat themselves and begin their day at the beach. It was about this time that the girls returned
to their towels only to sit down in disbelief was it because they were the
Bundy’s or was it that they were with-in inches of their towels. Either
way they sat there for several minutes not facing the ocean, but facing the
Bundy’s. As with normal beach etiquette, when people sit down the entertainment
is normally over, but not this time, after all the Bundy’s did not have number
one TV show for decades for nothing! It was now feeding time at the zoo. Peg
reached over and opened the cooler, reached in and pulled out the samwiches.
Damm they looked good, bologna and cheese on wonder bread, accented with a
little sand and a hint of sun block. It was if she was conducting a symphony
she passed one to Al with one hand as reach reached for another, their hands
were never empty, for as the samwiches were passed, bottles of Milwaukee’s best followed and the crescendo was
fo-doritos. Back to the mystery bag,
that Peg would not let her girl friend touch, with the cold beer in her cup
holder, the samwich hangin out of her
mouth, and a lap full of fodoritos, she reached into the bag, pulled out a
sliver thermos took the samwich out of her moth and took a big swig then passed it over to Al. Feedin time was soon over and it was now time
to relax and catch some rays, each of them reclined their chairs, Peg reached
one last time into the cooler, pulled out a box of Bon-Bon’s opened her Mac
book and began watching Opra, Al put his hand inside his swim trunks, Kelly well??
And Bud did the unthinkable the hole beach was soon filled rock sounds from the
70’s and 80’s… mind you not the good stuff, but “songs” that you heard played
on KQV on your old 9V transistor radio (Aerosmith, AC/DC, Boston, Eagles,
Foreigner, Journey, KISS, Queen, Styx
need 6 continue? . With one difference, it was now digital, Bud also had a big
Bluetooth speaker, and did this improve the quality of the music? 6 will let
you be the judge…it went over about as well as someone with gas on a crowed
elevator, resulting in a traffic jam on the boardwalk! The poor souls that remained, sat back with
smirks on their faces, made comments and were downright entertained. AS with
anything the fun at some point it has to end, for they began to clean up, it was at this point where 7 notice that both
Al and Peg had matching tramp stamps! Just think this was only Monday! I could
go on forever, but like 6 said it must end. It has been 6 intentions that this
blog be interactive, SO for the detail… such as how did 7 notice the tramp
stamps, and what happened when Peg dropped all of the inner tubes, , what did
71 think about 7 taking the orange beach
towel, the other various tattoo’s ! One
must ask 7
Words of wisdom: peoples actions are based on their past experiences
that is why it is imperative that we learn as much as possible. For we are not
meant to judge, and since we have not experienced everything how can we judge?
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