Early one morning I entered the abode of group #2 and they
were all watching Good morning America, as this was the week of Kathy Lee 60th
birthday. Now tell me that was not a good use of day time prime time TV! It only got better. On this day Hota Kotb (pronounced Kabob) was
hosting a guest whose role in life was that of a “Life Coach”, Need I say
anymore anyone who knows us could imagine the conversation. It was at this
point that Natalie came up with a brilliant idea. We should start our own TV
show and call it “Reality Check”. It would focus on TV and life in general and provide a forum to spread our
intellectual wisdom among the not so well informed around the world. I even
came up with a motto “An intellectual commentary (Including one Idiot) on the
American way of life which is the blind
leading the blind” For example, I will
pass on the week long birthday celebration, and the “Life Coach” that is just
way to easy to comment about, so I will start the “Blog reality check” (BRC) on
a more difficult issue. On that same
show, Kathy Lee and Hota Kabob were drinking wine! Let’s set the scene, it is
8:30 in the morning, parents all across America are getting their young
children ready for school, and of course they have the TV on to impede any
possibility of conversation in the family. While the kids are drinking their
juice box and eating their pack of sugar frosted pop tarts, the mother and or
father, have their coffee cup in one hand and their smart phone in the other. Little
Johnny is intent on watching these American icons on TV and notices that they
are drinking wine. Fast forward 5 years Johnny and the kids are now home alone
getting ready for school, because the “parents” have better things to do and
Johnny is now 10 so he can get the kids ready for school. He comes down stairs
and opens the fridge and guess what the parents forgot the juice boxes, so he
looks around and finds a bottle of wine that his parents had last night.. Grape
juice. Good idea starts them out early. Johnny will need a “life Coach” later
in life, after all his parents did not care and the American idols could care
less unless they could build a show about it. Wait a gosh darn minute the can
“Why have our pre-teens turned to drinking”? And as
a side benefit it will keep the “Life Coach” in business! By the way it is 5
o’clock somewhere!
Words of Wisdom: You can notice the spec in your neighbor’s
eye, but don’t see the log in yours.
Not to be picky but it was the today show. On a side note I still don't know what a life coach does can someone please explain it to me
ReplyDeleteDoes it really matter if no one else does then I will Karen said that she already did
ReplyDeletelol this is funny and so true. i should become a life coach. even kids our age can teach the youngn's what it is like not to get a cellphone until HIGH SCHOOL (since 2002 , me and kristens freshman year, that is when they finally became a thing) *GASP*
ReplyDeleteShe may have thought that she explained but a simple mind like mine still doesn't know. Maybe Jamie can explain it to me
ReplyDeleteJamie since Karen won't tell us what a life coach is you can
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