6 knows what all you all are thinking when 6 spends his days in paradise, just sitting back watching shadows in the sand, in 6’s borrowed beach rocking chair. Let 6 tell you something, 6’s expends a tremendous amount of energy thinking of ways to make a buck! As they say, “A penny saved is a penny earned” 6 will add selected smack to that… until it drives everyone crazy! Here is the unqualified truth! 6 is not cheap, but frugal. For the uninformed, there is a vast difference in the two! Being cheap is when one opens their wallet, and moths fly out, being frugal is being imaginative and creative in developing and executing a financial plan.
Here we go! In just one short afternoon sitting on the beach, 6 has developed several things that would help make life paradise just a little more extraordinary, while 6’s increases his fixed income.
Problem: What do people do on the beach? As we all know, they sit in a chair in the sand under some short of sun cover drinking beer scrolling on their phones. 6’s solution: Purchase several virtual reality goggles, a go-pro, a smart phone with personal hotspot, several 50-pound bags of sand and finally a beach chair. Execution of the plan: Here is how the system will work. 6 will rent the goggles, sand and chair to people all over the world via a subscription for purchase at your favorite app store. Every morning, when 6 takes his walk to the Sanctuary, 6 will strategically place the go-pro on a selfie stick in the sand on the beach, along with a chair and tent, then sync the phone to the camera, and broadcast the go-pro feed to all the 6’s subscribing customers. The only action 6 will have to perform is once an hour moves the camera to a different location. Think about it, now all people have to do is subscribe to 6’s streaming service, and they never have to leave the comfort of their home. They could just sit their kids in their back yards in the sand a beach chair with the VR goggles, and they could sit in their nice comfort-controlled house with their VR goggles and all watch and listen to the beach while scrolling on their phones. 6 make a fortune and they get the same experience with-out having to leave their house!
Problem: What do people do while on the beach and their Yeti water runs dry or their case of Corona (in cans) also runs dry? 6’s solution: Develop a partnership with the chair guys to deliver those FuFu coffee drinks much like Starbucks makes. Execution: 6 will rent a room from 7 in his new home on Eugenia Ave, and stock it up with all the supplies 6 will need to make Fu Fu coffee drinks, and other things such as FuFu water etc. Next 6 will develop an app and call it Beach dash. Print some QR codes, post them on all the boardwalks on the beach. This QR code will bring you to the Breach dash app. From their one can order any type of drink on the menu, it would automatically tie in the persons location on the beach via GPS. 6 would take the drink orders, make the drinks, walk the drink order down to the beach, where the beach chair truck would be waiting. The beach chair truck would then take the orders to the red umbrella’s (where the chair guys sit all day long), the chair guy would then deliver the drinks to the patrons sitting in their assigned section. Easy peasy!
Problem: Where does one go to the bathroom on the beach? Solution: This is really a difficult problem, but it does have two solutions. One solution that could make some money the other would provide safety for the people who use the beach. 6 will start with the money idea. Purchase a small tent and plastic shovel, place it near the tide. Execution: As people need to use the facilities, change them a few dollars, hand them the plastic shovel, they then go into the tent, do their business, and much like a cat, use the shovel to cover their mess. They then can use the giant bidet, to clean themselves. Not sure this version would be used much, but it is an option. The other idea is really is really keeping the beach safe for all. I bet the health department would go for this one. Solution: This idea came from something we saw last year on FFV. We all realize that the little kids use Lake Bundy as a Dunny. Ok but we would just assume that the adults used it as well, but one never had the hard evidence. Welllll 8 let me remind you. Last year two you women (6 would call them ladies but) were walking their dogs while taking a walk on the beach. As it happened one of the women had to relieve herself, so she asked her friend to hold the leash of the dog she was walking squatted and relived herself in Lake Bundy, right in front of 6/7/8. Execution: Since 7 and 8 sit in their chairs on the shore line of Lake Bundy every day, they could put some of that chemical in the water, the same as they do at public pools, that changes color when it detects urine in the water. (BTW there is no such chemical, but that will only go to hold down 6’s cost profile) When the notice a change in the color of the water( or strange activity in the water), they can stretch some of the crime tape across Lake Bundy, notifying people not to go into the water, when the color goes away (natural flushing as a result of the tide) they can take the tape down.
Just a couple ideas, and trust 6 has many more. Time to run Banna is on!
Words OF Wisdom: One is faced with issues often, if one would just use the gifts once has received keep a cool head, one can overcome any issue.
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