It is an insignificant possibility, that a limited number of incidences could conceivably slip pass 6, without apparent notice, but never fear, “It’s all right”. When something does happen to slip by (some call it COVID Brain, other insanity, others maturing) does it really matter when 6 has the real cause, the “root cause” of absentmindedness is caused by “watching shadows on the wall”. One of those shadows yes, they talk to me, told me that 6 has not formally welcomed additional new readers. Welcome: 32A,34A,321, 52A,521,522,61A,611,622. 6 is not crazy or lazy (that is a matter of opinion) 6 did not forget 621. 621 came pre-COVID, and was a shadow on the wall of past blogs. The best part of a growing following, is it puts “UGKA” it to the domain of “influencer”. Look out world Uncle Gator is on the move! Does anyone know how the checks start coming in? 6 is just sitting here watching the shadows on the walls, waiting for the checks to start rolling in, Black gold Texas Tea! Say good bye to fixed income and hello Hollywood! WELLLLL 7, some individuals are just set in their ways and beliefs, but for the rest of us, young and innocent, UGKA, delivers guidance, consideration, and most of all wisdom for reference their entire journey of life. OK enough of the pre-amble rambling, and now to the Adventure!
6 and Crew (Kids will know this one) were anxiously awaiting our next assignment, just sitting here watching the waves roll in, when out of the corner of his eye, 6 recognized our friends from way back in 22. Regrettably not the Bundy’s! Just like with so many things in life one must never give up hope, for one day 6 expects to walk down on the beach and see Al and Peg sitting on their over inflated bright colored innertubes, (EFY Resin Figurine Senior Couple Summer Beach Fun Inner Tube) with Al drinking a beer eating a PBJ, and Peg eating her bonbon’s. So sad we may never see them again, 6 doesn’t’ want to give up hope but…. The POTTY kings! Remember them? Their faces may have showed signs of aging, they have new chairs and different bathing suits, but one cannot mistake the Yeti Hopper Flip 18 soft cooler in Grey holds 28 cans or the etiquettes. Does anyone remember this shadow on the wall… High Noon, couple comes to the beach, beach chairs, Yeti Hopper Flip 18 soft cooler, SHIBUMI The QUIET tm, and a couple of kids, 6 would put the kids in their late 20’s or early 30’s. The old man and his old lady sit down on the beach, and crack a cold one of Milwaukee’s best light beer! This continues for a couple hours, when one of the kids realize that there is a stack of empty beer cans piling up behind the old man. At about this time the kids call it a day, putt all the empties in a bag, as the strolled to the trash can shaking their heads rolling their eyes in absolute embarrassment of their caregivers, dump the empties and into the trash bin… not to be see for the rest of the day. Meanwhile back at the shore, the old man and old lady refill their Yeti Hopper Flip 18 soft cooler in Grey holds 28 cans, for at least the third time. This goes on every day! By now all-you-all are wondering why I call them the POTTY kings, WELLLLL 7, about every hour or so, the both of them wobble down to the ocean, saunter out about 10 feet and sit down, they stay there for a minute or so, then walk back to their chairs and pop another cold one! This continues until 5:00 when the stagger home, that is also a sight to witness!
The little ones, (Blog from back in 15 young man peering in the ocean) , 6 can acknowledge as an act of impulse . WELLLLL 7……but when old people start using the magnificence of the ocean as their personal POTTY and BADAI , that somehow seems to cross a line of social acceptance, after all, 100 yards down the beach is a public outhouse! As per the guidelines of this blog, one cannot point out a problem, with out a solution. Given 6’s superior intelligence, and using the well know process of system engineering, the root causes were identified, and the risk mitigation plan was developed. The next action is for 71 to call the president of KICA (Penn State Grad) and tell him to add a new rule to all the signs on the beach! No Shitter.
Next year on PVV, 6 and crew have an assignment, find out who these people really are. 6 supposition is that they are born naturalists. After all, 6 estimates that the ocean is the world’s largest crapper!
WORDS of Wisdom:
One must always forgive, for there is no cure, for being unforgiving.
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