Well don’t know if you all noticed, but……. Kiawah island has dropped one spot on the 2019 Island beach destinations!!! I wonder why, as you all know 6 just has to give the explanation from the expert that he is. Here are the top 10 reasons.
1) Tents on the beach!
2) Fewer celebrity sightings. Where’s Reese, or Paula.. the last person (other than me) that has been sighted on the island and arguably the most important was the Bundy’s and that was a couple years ago.
3) Kathy Lee’s retirement, how are people supposed to drink Rex at 9:00 AM without Hodda and Kathy Lee?
4) Total Wine of Charleston only having limited quantities of REX!
5) The “lines” are no longer perfect since the master’s ball and chain has forced him to get a real job.
6) Beach walker has sold out to the MAN!
7) Strawberry Fields being replaced with private domains.
8) The invasion of the “Want to be’s”.
9) Commercial endeavors forcing the regular man out. It is now a place just for the ‘haves”
10)Last but not least, the big attraction ‘’6” is yet again a year older!
One more thing that caused the ranking to drop, that no one will ever say is “the gators are now attaching us” . The other night 6 was being entertained by the “swamp people”, and to a person they are getting very concerned that the gator population is growing and the gators are no longer staying away from people. The population is going unchecked and they are coming on land looking for dinner! Just think about that on land we have to watch out for gator attacks (6 guesses that you all should stay with him when venturing outside of the condo), in the water we have the attacks of the jellies and never forget the sharks! On the beach, we have the ever pesky UV rays from the sun burning us to a crisp. 6 guess the only “Safe Place” left is the free coffee at 6AM in the sanctuary. Did anyone ever notice that the name of that place is very fitting… Gators can’t get you, no jellies, no UV rays, sharks ¼ mile away, it’s just a place to drink a nice couple (several) cups of hot coffee and watch the shrimp boats make a living, by taking the last few fresh shrimps from the vast obis that we call the Atlantic Ocean.
BTW if you are really interested Kiawah Island in now ranked #2 of best island beaches in the world. If Kiawah has all of the issues 6 just listed could you only imagine how bad number 3 is?????
Words of wisdom: We hear often that truth is determined by a person’s view, how can that be true, when by definition truth is truth. Or as 6 likes to say… it is what it is!
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