Monday, April 6, 2015

It is cold out therre





On this bitterly cold winters day, 6 wants to put all of his energy it to dreams of  warmth and relaxation. The way that 6 has this figured, if we live each day with a positive attitude, the negative just does not seem as daunting.
It has been several years now, but does anyone recall the year that the actual temperature was 100 degrees not counting the humidity?  It was back in the day when we got the two bedroom condo’s, 3 of them in fact, where the men folk stayed in one condo, and the woman in another. Ah the “good ol days”  “Do not cry because it is over, smile because it happened”. Now let’s just think about this, today at high noon, it is 8, 12, 13, 28 ,37 or 55. (6 will bet you that you cannot figure out where those temps are) As per the morning ritual, several of us were gathered around the TV watching the Regis and Kelly, 8 was telling us to shut the heck up as he was making Tee times or was it High Tea time…Kind of the same thing, and you know it was 102 already!  Yes they are extremely different temperatures but, 6 did not hear one single complaint about how hot it was, where today 6 got texts from several people telling me how cold it is. 6 is going to once again use his superior intelligence and logically explain the nuances, between the disparity in perceptions, and its effect s on day to day activities.  Ok let’s start with the setting of the thermostat in the house Vs. the condo. This 6 will never forget,  as 7 walked the first thing he did was walk to the thermostat and turned it down to 65, within an hour you could no longer see thru the windows, as a result of the condensation,  there are other benefits such as sleeping with blankets when it is 95 degrees outside. So when it is cold 7 sets the thermostat to 68-70 on a hot day he sets it at 65. Conclusion:  When it is hot 7 sets the thermostat colder than when it is cold? Let us continue, the sun shines when it is hot and when it is cold, so we need our shades, when you leave your house/condo, what do your shades do? Well they fog up your glasses don’t care if it is 0 or 100. Your car, when it is hot out, you burn your hands on the steering wheel when it is cold you also feel the pain. When it is cold, you hear about people having problems starting their cars, but did you know that more batteries fail in the extreme heat than in the cold? 32 has experienced that personally after having to run to Wall-mart to get a battery for the truckster. Let’s see, salt, you have it when it cold on the roads all over your car etc. when it is hot, you still have it on your car, and all over yourself from that nice ocean breeze. As I type this blog, I look at my hands and from the cold and dry the skin, looks like a gator, so once again the same. As I look out over my yard all I see is nice white snow, looks just like the beach, it has a few foot prints in it and as the north wind blows the sand to smooth out the rough edges the north wind blows the snow wiping away all the activities of the day. Need I go on? Back to the golf, we paid our $130 to play 18 holes of golf, as the pro told us that it was 106 outside, so we better drink a lot of water, as you could imagine, he had a cooler of water bottles there with the Kiawah labels on them for sale for $2.50 a pop, but 6 figured that they must have water out on the course, so 6 passed. As we arrived at the first tee the started gave each of us a couple of bottles for fee… now what is that all about? I stood there drinking a bottle of free water and patiently waited my turn at the tee box at the first hole. As you might expect 6 launched into that ball and drove it far past my competitors and landed it right in the center of the fairway, next hit a wedge to within 5 foot of the flag and proceed to sink the putt. Birdie on the first hole! This is going to be a great day! Hole number two.. par… three the same!  Three holes down one under par, and three bottles of water down! As 6 stood on the fourth tee box drinking still another bottle of water, it became painfully obvious that if you drink that much water in shuch a short time, it has to go someplace. The sweat was just not cutting it! On the forth tee 6’s drive went a little right and landed on the roof of someone’s million dollar house. Oh well let’s try this again! The second drive was struck with perfection, it was a long booming drive, but this time went a little off line to the left, and landed in the pool of another house! Let’s try this again.. 6 pulled out his trusty wedge and stuck the ball perfect 100 yards right down the middle, landing 50 yards short of the fairway. The next shot, 6 found a tree, what a relief! The 4th hole was over and 6 was now 4 over par! I will not continue, but you know how the pro’s keep track of how many fairways they hit, I was keeping track of how many houses 6 hit! In the end 18 holes were played and 18 houses were hit, 6 would like to see a pro do that! So you want some more stats: 6 and 8 once case of water, 6 score was higher than the temperature, 15 golf ball gone… there were more lost but 6 found a few. 12 gator sightings, two sitting on the tee box on the 10th hole,  7 trees hit, 18 greens hit 3 in regulation, 4 houses hit, three pools and one beach. After that round of gold, one could conclude that 6 would be a little negative about golf, or even make some excuses for his performance… my hands were constantly wet from perspiration thus causing my club to slip, or 6 did not know the course, or it was too hot, or the golf cart was too slow, or the sun was to bright, etc.. But ya know, it was a perfect day.

Words of wisdom: Enjoy each day, for every day  we have is even more special than the last.

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