We are getting closer and closer as
each day passes. The other day when I went out to my drive way to enter into my
new ride, 6 felt as if he was taking his first steps towards the beach for the
morning walk. When the front door opened all one could feel was the intense
heat and humidity. Upon stepping out and gently closing the door behind me, as to not disturb other individuals who were sound
sleep as well as not letting the oppressive
heat into the house. The sunglasses immediately fogged, and the droplets of
perspiration began to form on my body. Gazing upward towards the heavens, one
could sense the first glimpses of sunlight appearing through the clouds. All
around you was the constant music emanating from the various forms of life
waiting to start or end their day. 6 entered his ride, and started the leisurely
dive to work, windows open as to get the full effect music provide by Mother
Nature. Upon arrival, was greeted by a family for ducks, he then proceeded into
the building where he made the morning coffee, and sent a morning wake up text
to 63, while gazing out the window watching as the sun rose over the tree tops.
Ok you are by now wondering what this
has to do with vacation, well let’s do this in Kiawah talk! 6 opens the screen
door for 6A and OA, lets it slam behind them, proceeds to walk straight into
the railing, because he can’t see thru his fogged sunglasses, walks down the
stairs swatting away the wet cob webs that the spiders spent all night weaving
in their effort to catch the miserable bugs that are making so much noise. Once
we reach the bottom of the stairs we all stop and ask the million dollar
question “does anyone have a key?” 6 responds by saying what does that matter,
we left the front door open. As one might imagine, 6A doesn’t like that
response,” how safe is that, the girls are in there, and the A/C is on”. 6 gets
the message and storms back up those 42 steps, thinking the whole way what the
heck..Every one down here is sleeping, and 6 is not paying for the electric
bill so who cares! 6 finally reaches the landing, slams the front door, to
ensure it is closed, and lets the screen door close on its own, as he turns to
walk back down those 42 stairs, saying no-one is sleeping now! As we progress towards the beach in the dark,
we are faced with sprinkler heads that are watering the asphalt paths and on
the vegetation, puddles of water which attract the deer, snakes and gators, , a
forest of spider webs, miscellaneous beach items (towels ,flip flops, 6A likes
those etc) but the trooper that 6 is just keeps on navigating the way to the
beach for 6A and 0A. Once we reach the beach we are greeted with the sound of
the diesel engines of the shrimp boats, the sun we know is on its way up, but
is now nowhere to be seen thru the massive storm cloud over the sanctuary. By
this time our shirts are dripping wet from the sweat, but then again, 6 had
that same shirt on for the past two days, and with any luck that storm cloud
will drop some rain clean my shirt, and reduce the stench of a two day old
shirt.
Now we can discuss the living
arraignments in the condos. Facts: 6 bedrooms, 11 people, 9 beds, two couches,
4 males, 7 females..
Option #1...Standard old configuration
Option #2 6,7,8,32 one condo….0A,
4,6A, 61,62,63,71
Option #3 0A, 4, 6,6A,7,
8…….21,32,62,63,71.
Option #4 0A, 4,6, 6A,8,
63…..61,32,62,71,7.
Option #5:
6A,0A,4,61,62,63,32,71….6,7,8
Since we are a democratic family, we
are going to put this to a vote! 6 expect a vote from all members of this
year’s vacation crew that means a minim of 11 votes. If there is a tie, then
the person who guesses my logic behind each option will act as the tie breaker.
I will accept and expect votes from other readers as well. The voting opens
today, and will close at midnight on July 3rd, thus the fireworks
can begin!
Words of wisdom: There are always two ways of
looking at things, having a positive attitude can even make the mundane worth
living for.
Option. 5 is my vote for more reasons than the obvious
ReplyDeleteoption 5
ReplyDeleteyou know this is never going to happen right
ReplyDeleteWell there is a possibly of 11
ReplyDeleteBefore i vote I am wondering about why 32 is not included in each of the obvious all male options?
ReplyDeleteIt was not really males it was young people in one condo
ReplyDeleteI'll go for 3 if you messed up and it's an all kids option and you meant to write 61 and not 21. Otherwise I'll go for option 4 cause I'd like a bed
ReplyDeleteMom doesn't like change she votes for #1. Karla and her sister vote for an all kids house and an all adult house
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