On the first day of Pre-Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Uncle Byron in a RV
my true love sent to me:
Uncle Byron in a RV
On the second day of Pre-Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Uncle Byron in a RV
my true love sent to me:
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Uncle Byron in a RV
On the third day of Pre-Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
my true love sent to me:
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
And a Green egg in my back yard
On the fourth day of Pre-Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
my true love sent to me:
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
On the fifth day of Pre-Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Five Cases of Rex
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
my true love sent to me:
Five Cases of Rex
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
On the sixth day of Pre-Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Six cans of Meister Brau
Five Cases of Rex
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
my true love sent to me:
Six cans of Meister Brau
Five Cases of Rex
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
On the seventh day of Pre-Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Seven days of vacation
Six cans of Meister Brau
Five Cases of Rex
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
my true love sent to me:
Seven days of vacation
Six cans of Meister Brau
Five Cases of Rex
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
On the eighth day of Pre-Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eight Children Laughing
Seven days of vacation
Six cans of Meister Brau
Five Cases of Rex
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
my true love sent to me:
Eight Children Laughing
Seven days of vacation
Six cans of Meister Brau
Five Cases of Rex
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
On the ninth day of Pre-Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Nine Beach chairs waiting
Eight Children Laughing
Seven days of vacation
Six cans of Meister Brau
Five Cases of Rex
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
my true love sent to me:
Nine Beach chairs waiting
Eight Children Laughing
Seven days of vacation
Six cans of Meister Brau
Five Cases of Rex
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
On the tenth day of Pre-Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Ten Doritos’s smashing
Nine Beach chairs waiting
Eight Children Laughing
Seven days of vacation
Six cans of Meister Brau
Five Cases of Rex
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
my true love sent to me:
Ten Doritos’s smashing
Nine Beach chairs waiting
Eight Children Laughing
Seven days of vacation
Six cans of Meister Brau
Five Cases of Rex
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
On the eleventh day of Pre-Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eleven Regulars sitting
Ten Doritos’s smashing
Nine Beach chairs waiting
Eight Children Laughing
Seven days of vacation
Six cans of Meister Brau
Five Cases of Rex
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
my true love sent to me:
Eleven Regulars sitting
Ten Doritos’s smashing
Nine Beach chairs waiting
Eight Children Laughing
Seven days of vacation
Six cans of Meister Brau
Five Cases of Rex
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
On the twelfth day of Pre-Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 million dollars
Eleven Regulars sitting
Ten Doritos’s smashing
Nine Beach chairs waiting
Eight Children Laughing
Seven days of vacation
Six cans of Meister Brau
Five Cases of Rex
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
my true love sent to me:
12 million dollars
Eleven Regulars sitting
Ten Doritos’s smashing
Nine Beach chairs waiting
Eight Children Laughing
Seven days of vacation
Six cans of Meister Brau
Five Cases of Rex
Four Growling Gators
Three Beautiful Children
Two Condo’s in Kiawah
and Green egg in my Back Yard
I had no idea of the words to the song so I had to find them. A
couple years ago 61 sent me something on this songs history, and here is what
this song actually means, the old version and mine in red.
1 True Love refers to God2 Condo’s in Kiawah refers to the Old and New Testaments (the originals, with the new comers make one big happy family)
3 Beautiful Children refers to Faith, Hope and Charity, the Theological Virtues (you all have to guess which one is which)
4 Four Growling Gators refers to the Four Gospels and/or the Four Evangelists (Tell me you are not going to react and listen to growling gators)
5 Cases of Rex refers to the first Five Books of the Old Testament, the "Pentateuch", which gives the history of man's fall from grace. (It sounded like it was a good time back in the day, but just like anything you have to pay for your good times.)
6 cans of Meister Brau refers to the six days of creation (you will be doing a lot of creating after 6 cans! Furthermore it was probably around back then.)
7 days of vacation refers to the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the seven sacraments. (Each day has it virtues, including the last day i.e last rights “do not cry because it is over smile because it happened”!)
8 Children Laughing refers to the eight beatitudes (Live this and we will all be together again.)
9 Beach chairs waiting refers to the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit. ( the 9 qualities (personality and character traits) that we have to live by or we would end up like the fighting couple on the beach last year)
10 Ground rules posted refers to the ten commandments (These guidelines get followed much less than the real ones: now that is a good thing)
11 Regulars sitting refers to the eleven faithful apostles (each day not necessarily all at once, there is a core group that sits on the beach)
12 million dollars refers to the twelve points of doctrine in the Apostle's Creed. (it was the biggest number)
great song! lol i like the 12 million dollars. what is the green egg and why are the doritos being smashed though?
ReplyDeletea green egg, is a grill that I have wanted for a long time, I bet your dad would really love on for Christmas... well I will just have to do blog on the smashing doritos! some people might not see the humor.. 61,62, 63, & 71..
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