Well it is Friday again, and it looks like I only have two people following my blog, oh well. This weekend is mothers day, so don't forget that!

We have learned may lessons while on vacation,for example, did you know that you can not have glass on the beach? Now that is the dumbest thing that I have ever heard! What is with that! One night after a long day on the beach, someone, not sure who, said that it would be a great idea if we would get some wine, and cheese. After the big crowds left (now let me tell you that takes a long time down there because I am on the beach and people are always hounding me for autographs, advice etc.) but anyway to continue, I gladly went up to the condo and got a classic bottle of wine Sir Rex 2010 mind you it was 2009 at the time. When you are as special as me they give you advanced bottles because they value my taste. I also got some aged cheese, 2009 sharp "yellow" cheddar,  which I purchased at a fine cheese shop called piggly wiggly located south of Charleston. So here I come back down to the beach with a bag full of QUALITY crystal wine glasses, a FINE vino,  along with cheese that one would only find in the finest establishments in Paris, I dressed to the nines. As I started down the board walk I could not help but notice the pure beauty of the ocean, it was breath taking! but as I stood there some I don't know.. big hulking  man was came up to me and started a conversation, it seems like he just loved my head gear!    He first asked me if I mind telling him how much I payed for that item.. well you all know the rest, he offered me a beer, but I just had to pass. After I got away from him, I made it to the beach, let me tell you it was a fine time! We had our bottle of wine out and I was filling those FINE glasses with the quality vino! and low and behold, I was approached by the beach patrol, lights flashing tires squealing, I then turned around and saw at least 20 snipers in the dunes, so I dropped the bottle of rex (I did not spill a drop) and the life guard told me "Don't you know that you can not have any glass on the beach"! I said you are kidding me right! Don't you know who I am! How am I suppose to know that you can not have glass on the beach! He said that I should read the signs on the board walk! So sure enough I turned around and saw the sign he was talking about. is was put up 10 years prior the the boardwalk being built. It was about 5 inches and full of rust in other words you could not read it unless you knew what it said.  after a long conversation, he and his team went away, and we continued to drink our fine vino, and enjoyed the wind blowing thru my hair! Now for the wisdom, if you drink wine on the beach, make sure you keep the bottle in your beach bag, and do not bring crystal glasses, use fine plastic, $6.95 a glass found only at you local Belk!